Presents

I showered my children with gifts today. I don't know why I was feeling so generous. When it was presentation time, I said, "Kids...these are from your Father and I, because well.. you have been sooo good latley, blah, blah, blah..."

They opened the presents, they loved them and raced the cars down the hallway all day long. Then, Ray goes to the grocery store and comes back with a box of popsicles and proudly announces, "Kids...look what DADDY got you!"  

Excuse me? Did I not just give you props for the gifts that I bought, wrapped and presented? You know, the ones that you had nothing to do with? (except maybe, funded)

He changed his tune but the NERVE! Always trying to one up somebody!